My father's manifesto:

instead of flavorless, tired 'Great'or oversized, saggy 'Amazing' let's spice up our superlatives with modifiers like:

• fabulous!
• wow!
• impressive!
• nicely done!
• spendidious!
• marvelous!
• pure clover!
• queen mary at full steam!
• princely!
• glorious!
• hall of fame!
• golden goose!
• gravy!
• fire god brilliant!
• gallant!
• gold plated!
• excellence!
• served hot!
• beefy!
• chiseled!